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    "Abominated Pig-Men"  Parental Advisorygenre: Hip Hop
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    fast rap, with uncharacteristic light swearing.
    CD: How To Express Your Dissenting Political Opinion Through Origami

    Lyrics
    Sweet Venus...
    On clear autumn nights like this one...
    I can imagine my own
    Personal constellation, it looks just like her and tempts me
    And I'm not a player-hater, I'm a player-disliker-intensely
    Incidentally, a hell of an MC, with a penchant for manly hubris
    Recommended by four out of five licentious Stanley Kubricks
    Rude and difficult like Rubik's Cube, shy of a load by a few bricks
    Known to recite children's verse in bus shelters at night just for the acoustics
    Gentlemen, grab your gluesticks! I'll make every man-jack of your crew sick
    With my Bebop/Rocksteady/Brahms' Lullaby/funeral music!
    I want my face on the crucifix, I want my name in the papers
    The glory and pride of my country, the private shame of the Quakers
    Amish Paradise Lost in a Superbowl Shuffle of a stacked deck
    I beat the written word into submission until little remains but a black speck
    Mack truck, I'm nothing but a float in the motorcate
    Sick fuck on speaking terms with several girls under voter age
    Slow to rage, early to bed, cautious but never chicken
    Running figure eights and perfect circles around the clever dickens
    Nine eyes on the clock that's ever ticking towards the rapture
    I'll remain an upper eschalon pokémon - hard to capture!
    At the first hint of disaster, the sucker turned white as a sheet
    "we sent him crying down the street"
    Punk rock passionate anti-taxidermy activist
    The devil's advocate, technically excellent Rebel strategist
    Satyriatic satirist, the catastrophic catalyst
    The cacaphonic cat person and captain of the Nautilus
    I ought to bottle this rap fluid and hock it to the
    Girlies on the left that's gonna rock it to the early morn
    In fresh mode, yes y'all, pops filtered with pantyhose
    If I was a gangster rapper I'd represent my colours in ASCII code!
    Strike a nasty pose and make a clever retort to a dis record that samples Björk or Weather Report
    I would never resort to underhanded principles
    When I could stand tall in my hidden fortress/wonderland, invincible
    The mission be damned! It's only sensible to listen and
    Learn, even if presented with an indefensible position!
    Your fanciful positions had me branded with a pentacle
    Well big deal. So what if I was? I'm a Sentinel!
    Tentacle porn reborn, my resurrection was fraternal
    I live up to the hype, unlike Reflection Eternal
    Two kernels of advice: first, I recommend walking for your health
    Second: Girls, let your fingers do the talking to yourself
    Wearing moccasins for stealth, the sucker was still indiscrete!
    "we sent him crying down the street"

    Smooth me out... woah, woah...

    Take notes on this one, kids, 'cause I'm the baddest nimble
    Linguist who still considers multisyllabic rhymes a status symbol
    English is my theme park, I'm the carney on the Tilt-A-Whirl
    Regrettably so vicious like Milton Berle celebrity roasting!
    I'm replacing Emily Post and Lucy Maude Montgomery officially
    It's not amiss to construe this as summary dismissal, G!
    Misery full in effect, I remember when
    It was still okay to call rappers "wack" and then dismember them!
    HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !! Step in the camper van
    The greatest minds of our time are connected with ampersands
    But that's about to change because I swear I'm the best since
    DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE!
    Take it off, you can't see me in infrared
    Making light of your injuries, taking a bite of your gingerbread
    House, walking gingerly out amongst the people, right?
    With two in the chest, just doing my best to try and be polite
    Evil like cute kittens, it's so regrettable
    That you seem to think that my rhymes are edible
    A blessing to the medical profession, rhyming nonetheless
    I'm out, I think you ought to take some time and convalesce!
    Sleep now...

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