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    "Celebrity Nudes"genre: Hip Hop
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    CD: Eastern Canadian World Tour 2002   Label: Backburner/HPK

    Lyrics
    Tattered, ragged with vicious bruises
    Trying to appease the capricious muses
    Flying trapeze, excuses excuses
    The type of guy you want nothing to do with
    Who's this unfortunate, cluttering up the hallway?
    "Someone Christ, king of the Jews" Yeah, that's what they all say!
    They all say JESSE, but really can't see me
    Since I got a little fame like Billy Danzini
    One ring for Batman, one ring to run tings
    One ring for fronting or flossing or something
    I'm the unreliable, lovable laugh riot
    You claim you got wits? I admit you're half right.
    Weedsmoker living la vida loca, you're mediocre
    Thuggin' karaoke vivid video curmudgeon
    Sergeant to the corporal punishment, punk, I'm brandishing
    Brand X blandishments. Complaints? Take it to management
    Dink, I write my rhymes in vanishing ink
    On a medium that's flammable, I'm a manacled animal
    Mandibles gnashing, my passion's understandable
    Instinctive action, smashing like a cannonball
    To the hundred and Nth degree, plus the fears
    Play tricks on your perception when you fence the three musketeers
    Hence if we formed like Constructicons and Insecticons
    We'd be like snakes to Ireland, raining destruction on the Leprachauns
    Instructins for the clever pawns on how to overthrow the rooks
    And bishops using techniques that geniuses would overlook
    I know the crooked path and I pervert it for the cause of good
    My will is stainless steel while conventions and laws are wood
    And sometimes, neccessity is the mother of ax blades and flak jackets
    For fat rabbits in fast-raising tax brackets
    Sabbath, Black Sabbath, my abacus computes
    Mathematical roots for all you fatuous galoots

    Superman! Batman!
    Look at me go! Look at me go!
    Batman! Spider-Man!
    Follow me now! Follow me now!
    Spider-Man! Superman!
    Look at me go! Look at me go!
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
    Follow me now! Follow me now!
    (etc)

    Coming original, I send a hot signal to the sonogram
    Old school DOS box, flossing with a ton of RAM
    Handkerchief monogrammed, monacle eyepiece
    Baby grand piano if I wanna tickle the ivories
    No political diatribes, dissertations, academia. WHAT!
    We're the Royal Macadamia Nuts!
    You want zany? That's us! I must proceed and continue
    I sold out, by which I mean I filled every seat in the venue!
    Nothing to eat on the menu so I synthesize recipes
    Winterized tires, you'll never get the best of me
    Jesse D, A N G E R O U S L
    and sometimes Y... lamping in the sunshine to unwind, I
    am Imaginary, actually magical!
    Casually, I manifest the fantastical!
    "STARRR!" I behave in a famous way
    And rep for Backburner (even thought the name is gay)
    "What a thing to say!" Such a shameless play
    For controversial commercial success in a painless way!
    My other band's rehearsal cassettes went double platinum
    Flying off the shelves so fast the stores had trouble tracking them!
    Back in um... (effect?) Effect! Thanks, where
    Would I be without my friends? I'd just draw a lot of blank stares!
    We aren't gangsters... we're just twenty-somethings
    Who grew up on rap and won't tolerate any fronting!
    Moth to the flame, I came up in the Maritimes!
    Y'all shift the blame, I shift the paradigm
    Of Saracen science, when you parrot it's embarrassing
    Pearls before swine, horse before the carriage
    No fair, it's like putting the rod before the carrot, I'm
    Sorry if I'm seeing the flaws before the merits, I'm
    Not so sure Americans can overcome soda pop
    You'll never be huge, so go Photoshop celebrity nudes!

    Thesis and Frank Deluxe!
    Look at me go! Look at me go!
    Ginzu3 and Naked J!
    Follow me now! Follow me now!
    Kilgour and Fester!
    Look at me go! Look at me go!
    Process and Dexter!
    Follow me now! Follow me now!
    Hardcore and the Verbals!
    Look at me go! Look at me go!
    Selfhelp, Toolshed!
    Follow me now! Follow me now!
    Mat Labbatt and Butler!
    Look at me go! Look at me go!
    John Book and Dhex!
    Follow me now! Follow me now!

    Pip Skid!
    Buck65!
    Skratch Bastid!
    Rockefort Loopfrog!
    Gordo!
    Kaleb!
    SixToo!
    Crackbeat!
    Unleavened!
    And so on, and so on, and so on...

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