"Celebrity Nudes" genre: Hip Hop
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	CD: Eastern Canadian World Tour 2002   Label: Backburner/HPK
	Lyrics Tattered, ragged with vicious bruises Trying to appease the capricious muses Flying trapeze, excuses excuses The type of guy you want nothing to do with Who's this unfortunate, cluttering up the hallway? "Someone Christ, king of the Jews" Yeah, that's what they all say! They all say JESSE, but really can't see me Since I got a little fame like Billy Danzini One ring for Batman, one ring to run tings One ring for fronting or flossing or something I'm the unreliable, lovable laugh riot You claim you got wits? I admit you're half right. Weedsmoker living la vida loca, you're mediocre Thuggin' karaoke vivid video curmudgeon Sergeant to the corporal punishment, punk, I'm brandishing Brand X blandishments. Complaints? Take it to management Dink, I write my rhymes in vanishing ink On a medium that's flammable, I'm a manacled animal Mandibles gnashing, my passion's understandable Instinctive action, smashing like a cannonball To the hundred and Nth degree, plus the fears Play tricks on your perception when you fence the three musketeers Hence if we formed like Constructicons and Insecticons We'd be like snakes to Ireland, raining destruction on the Leprachauns Instructins for the clever pawns on how to overthrow the rooks And bishops using techniques that geniuses would overlook I know the crooked path and I pervert it for the cause of good My will is stainless steel while conventions and laws are wood And sometimes, neccessity is the mother of ax blades and flak jackets For fat rabbits in fast-raising tax brackets Sabbath, Black Sabbath, my abacus computes Mathematical roots for all you fatuous galoots Superman! Batman! Look at me go! Look at me go! Batman! Spider-Man! Follow me now! Follow me now! Spider-Man! Superman! Look at me go! Look at me go! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Follow me now! Follow me now! (etc) Coming original, I send a hot signal to the sonogram Old school DOS box, flossing with a ton of RAM Handkerchief monogrammed, monacle eyepiece Baby grand piano if I wanna tickle the ivories No political diatribes, dissertations, academia. WHAT! We're the Royal Macadamia Nuts! You want zany? That's us! I must proceed and continue I sold out, by which I mean I filled every seat in the venue! Nothing to eat on the menu so I synthesize recipes Winterized tires, you'll never get the best of me Jesse D, A N G E R O U S L and sometimes Y... lamping in the sunshine to unwind, I am Imaginary, actually magical! Casually, I manifest the fantastical! "STARRR!" I behave in a famous way And rep for Backburner (even thought the name is gay) "What a thing to say!" Such a shameless play For controversial commercial success in a painless way! My other band's rehearsal cassettes went double platinum Flying off the shelves so fast the stores had trouble tracking them! Back in um... (effect?) Effect! Thanks, where Would I be without my friends? I'd just draw a lot of blank stares! We aren't gangsters... we're just twenty-somethings Who grew up on rap and won't tolerate any fronting! Moth to the flame, I came up in the Maritimes! Y'all shift the blame, I shift the paradigm Of Saracen science, when you parrot it's embarrassing Pearls before swine, horse before the carriage No fair, it's like putting the rod before the carrot, I'm Sorry if I'm seeing the flaws before the merits, I'm Not so sure Americans can overcome soda pop You'll never be huge, so go Photoshop celebrity nudes! Thesis and Frank Deluxe! Look at me go! Look at me go! Ginzu3 and Naked J! Follow me now! Follow me now! Kilgour and Fester! Look at me go! Look at me go! Process and Dexter! Follow me now! Follow me now! Hardcore and the Verbals! Look at me go! Look at me go! Selfhelp, Toolshed! Follow me now! Follow me now! Mat Labbatt and Butler! Look at me go! Look at me go! John Book and Dhex! Follow me now! Follow me now! Pip Skid! Buck65! Skratch Bastid! Rockefort Loopfrog! Gordo! Kaleb! SixToo! Crackbeat! Unleavened! And so on, and so on, and so on...

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