Lyrics
Tattered, ragged with vicious bruises
Trying to appease the capricious muses
Flying trapeze, excuses excuses
The type of guy you want nothing to do with
Who's this unfortunate, cluttering up the hallway?
"Someone Christ, king of the Jews" Yeah, that's what they all say!
They all say JESSE, but really can't see me
Since I got a little fame like Billy Danzini
One ring for Batman, one ring to run tings
One ring for fronting or flossing or something
I'm the unreliable, lovable laugh riot
You claim you got wits? I admit you're half right.
Weedsmoker living la vida loca, you're mediocre
Thuggin' karaoke vivid video curmudgeon
Sergeant to the corporal punishment, punk, I'm brandishing
Brand X blandishments. Complaints? Take it to management
Dink, I write my rhymes in vanishing ink
On a medium that's flammable, I'm a manacled animal
Mandibles gnashing, my passion's understandable
Instinctive action, smashing like a cannonball
To the hundred and Nth degree, plus the fears
Play tricks on your perception when you fence the three musketeers
Hence if we formed like Constructicons and Insecticons
We'd be like snakes to Ireland, raining destruction on the Leprachauns
Instructins for the clever pawns on how to overthrow the rooks
And bishops using techniques that geniuses would overlook
I know the crooked path and I pervert it for the cause of good
My will is stainless steel while conventions and laws are wood
And sometimes, neccessity is the mother of ax blades and flak jackets
For fat rabbits in fast-raising tax brackets
Sabbath, Black Sabbath, my abacus computes
Mathematical roots for all you fatuous galoots
Superman! Batman!
Look at me go! Look at me go!
Batman! Spider-Man!
Follow me now! Follow me now!
Spider-Man! Superman!
Look at me go! Look at me go!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Follow me now! Follow me now!
(etc)
Coming original, I send a hot signal to the sonogram
Old school DOS box, flossing with a ton of RAM
Handkerchief monogrammed, monacle eyepiece
Baby grand piano if I wanna tickle the ivories
No political diatribes, dissertations, academia. WHAT!
We're the Royal Macadamia Nuts!
You want zany? That's us! I must proceed and continue
I sold out, by which I mean I filled every seat in the venue!
Nothing to eat on the menu so I synthesize recipes
Winterized tires, you'll never get the best of me
Jesse D, A N G E R O U S L
and sometimes Y... lamping in the sunshine to unwind, I
am Imaginary, actually magical!
Casually, I manifest the fantastical!
"STARRR!" I behave in a famous way
And rep for Backburner (even thought the name is gay)
"What a thing to say!" Such a shameless play
For controversial commercial success in a painless way!
My other band's rehearsal cassettes went double platinum
Flying off the shelves so fast the stores had trouble tracking them!
Back in um... (effect?) Effect! Thanks, where
Would I be without my friends? I'd just draw a lot of blank stares!
We aren't gangsters... we're just twenty-somethings
Who grew up on rap and won't tolerate any fronting!
Moth to the flame, I came up in the Maritimes!
Y'all shift the blame, I shift the paradigm
Of Saracen science, when you parrot it's embarrassing
Pearls before swine, horse before the carriage
No fair, it's like putting the rod before the carrot, I'm
Sorry if I'm seeing the flaws before the merits, I'm
Not so sure Americans can overcome soda pop
You'll never be huge, so go Photoshop celebrity nudes!
Thesis and Frank Deluxe!
Look at me go! Look at me go!
Ginzu3 and Naked J!
Follow me now! Follow me now!
Kilgour and Fester!
Look at me go! Look at me go!
Process and Dexter!
Follow me now! Follow me now!
Hardcore and the Verbals!
Look at me go! Look at me go!
Selfhelp, Toolshed!
Follow me now! Follow me now!
Mat Labbatt and Butler!
Look at me go! Look at me go!
John Book and Dhex!
Follow me now! Follow me now!
Pip Skid!
Buck65!
Skratch Bastid!
Rockefort Loopfrog!
Gordo!
Kaleb!
SixToo!
Crackbeat!
Unleavened!
And so on, and so on, and so on...
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