Lyrics
Oh the holiday cheer
It comes every year
You can't hide,
No matter how scary...
You must join the fun,
There's nowhere to run,
Just smile and be Merry Merry...
Selling guilt and credit pays,
Peace and Love as bad cliche's
Some dumb carol plays and plays
God, I hate the holidays
Big fake smiles and a yule log's blaze
Choke on the smell of Christmas Sprays
Weird Elf suits and store displays,
God, I hate the holidays
God, I hate the holidays....
Sweater sales and plastic sleighs,
Santa Hats, passed on fruit cakes,
Jingle bells and children's plays,
God, I hate the holidays
Travel plans and nerves a'fray
Gift wrap, EVERYONE IS GAY!!!!
Ornaments and a new toy craze,
God, I hate the holidays
God I hate the holidays.............
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