"Christmas to the World" genre: General Comedy
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	What's the perfect Christmas gift to give to the whole world?
	MP3.com CD: Christmas Tree From Hell - buy it! CD: Christmas Tree from Hell Credits: music & lyrics by Vance Lehmkuhl
	Lyrics What the world needs now We gotta get it to 'em somehow And it's not medicine or food What they need's a better attitude If you give a man a fish he's got just one night to feed himself and his wife But you teach a man a couple dozen carols and he's set for life (or maybe even longer) It's time to do something for all mankind Let's Give Christmas to the World We'll hand out candy canes to every person we find Let's Give Christmas to the World In desolate lands without department stores With no mincemeat pies or wreaths on doors We'll send tin soldiers and a wooden horse Let's Give Christmas to the World Do they even know it's Christmastime or do they need something to prove that it's here? Well a sparkle-coated advent calendar would make it crystal clear (the kind with tiny chocolates) It's better to give than it is to get Let's Give Christmas to the World From the shores of Tripoli to Taiwan and Tibet Let's Give Christmas to the World Even if we don't reach everybody we should And only some agree it's for their own darn good We'll smother the others with brotherhood Let's Give Christmas to the World Some people are poor, in spirit Some people are starving, for attention Some people have nothing, to do on December 25th, so it's up to you (and you, and you, and U...S...A..!) We'll teach 'em to hang the Star on the Tree Let's Give Christmas to the World By hook or by crook, by land or by sea Let's Give Christmas to the World Once we send it over and they try it on Our joy-filled, toy-filled phenomenon They'll reschedule Hanukah and Ramadan Let's Give Christmas to the World When it's snowing worldwide, now you know it's true Let's Give Christmas to the World They'll be lookin' for Santa Claus and Jesus too Let's Give Christmas to the World The jingo bells'll drown out complaints Let's Give Christmas to the World And we'll cover the earth like that big can o' paint Let's Give Christmas to the World Bright lights lighting up every street Let's Give Christmas to the World We'll get 'em marching to the little drummer boy's beat Let's Give Christmas to the World...

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