Story Behind the Song
Just listen to the song, youll understand.
Lyrics
Verse 1:
When I wake up, yeah I know im gonna be
im gonna be the man whos gonna make fun of you
and when I get to school, yes I know im gonna be
Im gonna be the shortest teacher in the school
and when justin, when justin comes in my class
im gonna say hes as sharp as a wet sponge
and when will, when he walks through the door
im gonna be thankful that I cant jump in loafers
Verse 2:
On the weekends, yeah I know Im gonna have
im gonna have no social life whatsoever
so ill volunteer, yeah i know ill volunteer
ill volunteer to ref soccer cause I like the shorts
Verse 3:
and when I come home, i know im gonna make
im gonna make acadec tests with lots of wrong answers
and then ill make, yeah i know im gonna make
im gonna make opinion questions on the stat test
and when the whole class fails, yeah, i know theyll all fail
because my opinions are the only correct answer
and when the students, yeah, when the students point out mistakes
im going to make fun of them and snort
Chorus:
but I would make 500 jokes
and I would make 500 more
just to be the jerk that made 1000 jokes
and then began to snort
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