"Duke Girls"  Parental Advisory genre: Rock
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	(Disclaimer: This song was written freshman year and the opinions contained there within are not my own. Enjoy, and please do not be offended - it is just a joke.)
	CD: ...since i last talked to you   Label: Disaffected Records Credits: ©2002. Words/Music by Ethan Schiffres. Produced by Ethan Schiffres
	Story Behind the Song This song is about Duke Girls, sorta. It's just a joke. Don't be offended. Lyrics Nice, smart, pretty girl Do you exist? If you are the latter two, You're probably a bitch You like superficial things And Kate Spade you love Just go back to the suburb that You crawled out of Handbags makeup All the shit you wear Drunken hookups Do you even care? Your longest relationship Is just a one-night stand And that's only the start of The matter at hand You won't give me the time of day The only words I'll say Are, "You're a stupid ugly Anorexic bitch." I'll drive over to Chapel Hill And there I'll get my fill Of nice smart pretty girls Nice smart pretty girls Cuz Duke girls really suck! I walked into the Marketplace the other day Had so much shit on my mind Had shit on my plate and I needed a date But girls here are just so unkind They're too good for backpacks, dont know how to relax Much worse than girls in DC They drive Jeeps and beamers, some look just like lemurs Yet they don't acknowledge me Maybe I'm not good enough Maybe you're just a bitch The only thing I know is you are ugly In your Abercrombie and Fitch

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