Story Behind the Song
I wanted to sing on a rock track,without the hastle of getting my band together.The melody came with the old la la la routine.When I had the melody sorted out,I came up with the first bar in seconds.I found it so amusing,that the rest of the song took on a similar vein.
Lyrics
'He was a jumped up little cowboy,
Set upon a paper trail,
Of a quest that led to conflict,
And gettin' anthrax in the mail.
But his friends all ran to join him,
When the White House made demands,
'Coz it was one sure way for Tony,
To hide the skid marks in his pants.
And when the war was over,
And Bagdad was in the clear,
Success was overshadowed,
By radiation from the beer.
And they said Iraq was harmless,
'Coz their tanks were out of date,
But the smell of the drinking water,
Manifested their mistake...
(Chorus)
...'Coz were...
Not as hard...
As we think...
That we are...
(Refrain)
Did you forget about the Irish,
In all your peace talks on the world,
For a certain middle eastern,
And all the oil that he holds.
And do ya' think that selling amo,
To all the people that ya' hate,
Might have been a little foolish,
And could have been your big mistake...
(Chorus)
...'Coz were...
Not as hard...
As we think...
That we are...
(Fade out)
Georgy Porgy pudding and pie,
What's in your water supply,
Georgy if it's slightly grey,
Maybe you should run away.
Georgy Porgy pudding and pie,
What's in your water supply,
Georgy if it's slightly grey,
Maybe you should run away.'
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