"I Play D&D" genre: Alternative General
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	This is a song me and a few of my HomeeeZ put together. It's about our love (and sarcastic humor spawning from) for the Dungeons and Dragons game, which is of course, responsible for our rituialistic Satanic Worship, Long hair, habitual drug use, and interest in Death Metal. If you love the game, you'll love the song. Oh yes, it contains the "S - word" and I don't mean "sword." Music composed with copy right free loops using Groove Maker, by IK multimedia. Lyrics and vocal talents of Chaos George, Master Yarhouse, and DR. Evazan.
	CD: Sounds of Krondor   Label: BulletProof Recordings Credits: I credit this song to, (of course) Gary Gygax and all the other fools that made D&D possible. And I would like to subsequently DIScredit wizards of the coast for being heartless pricks.
	Story Behind the Song There really isn't much to the story, we recorded it rather abruptly and without too much trouble. My vocals are hard to understand.. Still need to work on my recording levels. Also, Aaron mentions a Final Fantasy character's line, Garland, who upon arrival in the game; he says: " I garland, shall knock you all down." Lyrics Krooooo-o-ondor.... Representing Dungeons and Dragons. Me and my homey Aaron, and Danny. Word. I play a game once a week, it's called DND cause im a geek. You laugh at me, but it ain't funny, I'll fuck you up when I roll a D20. The game's the Shit, and when I Crit, you're ass is about to get split. Sooo what, you think that im a nerd? Is what I do so damn absurd? I play a game that you think is gay, when you play the game, every day. Buy from Old Navy to impress your friends, Pay for free advertisements for the corporate trends. We know behind the mask, you are weak. And yet you call me the geek. Yo, we don't give a damn what you say, DJ Dedhead, take it away! I play DND... Yo aaron, you better represent Muther fuggga! Yo my names Aaron, kickin' it in Krondor Go 2nd edition on your weak ass front door. I got a geek on my left and a nerd to my right, when I roll a D20, yo, I'm lookin' for a fight. Gimme an axe, a sword or a hammer, I'm gonna fuck you up in an unruly manner. Like a shogun showdown, and I won't slowdown. Kickin' it like Garland as I knock you all down. DND is the game that I like to play, and I like fruity pebbles in a major way. When I play as a monk, Im'ma treat ya' like a punk, and when I play as a bard, you KNOW I got the funk. Takin' a break only when I start my smokin'. I'll unarmed strike you 'till your bones are broken. I'll bathe in your blood, my favorite color's red, Now I toss it back to my man, DJ Dedhead. I play dnd... With a D20. Danny check it, check it, check it one time. Well I went to the party with my guide to my side, walked in the front door with a continious glide, No need to worry because I'm packin' heat. As I hung up my coat, and wiped off my feet. Sat in the chair and didn't even think, lit up a smoke motherfucka' poured me a drink. (jim beam) These fools, these players no rhymes to suffice. As I chose my next victim and rolled the Hit Dice. My physique relaxed, all my stats maxed, kicked up my heels, and watched 'em get axed. This low level suckahs, no better than dirt, with low level attacks that don't even hurt. And terrible loot, that I wouldn't even use, but to PK a newbie, how can you refuse? If you say that I'm unfair, if you say that I'm whack-o, then pull out your source, and back it with Thac0! (arguing)

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