"She's Going Bald" genre: Guitar Rock
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	A guitar-driven pop-rocker that pokes fun at baldness. A
	Credits: Hank Schlinger, Guitars and Vocals; Russ Battelene, Drums, Percussion and Vocals; Bill Newkirk, Bass; Barry Mitchell, Guitar
	Story Behind the Song I was sitting on the sofa with my wife and as she combed her hair some strands came out and I said "you're going bald." Because I am challenged myself in that way, I wrote a song that makes fun of the ways that men try to hide their baldness. Lyrics Shes Going Bald Shes going bald, and that aint all, I just dont care, shes losing hair. I tell her that she shouldnt worry, sometimes hair goes in a hurry. She could learn to sing like Sinead OConnor, or learn to dunk just like Michael Jordan, its not so dreadful at all. Shes going bald, and that aint all, I just dont care, shes losing hair. I tell her that I will always love her, whether or not her head has a cover. She can wear a hat so she wont get sunburned, and keep it smooth like an Old Grecian urn, it can be fashionable. Shes going bald, and that aint all, I just dont care, shes losing hair. No muss or fuss after she takes a shower. She just gets dressed and shes on her way. No bad hair days, yeah, to make her sour. No gusts of wind to blow i t away. She wont need transplants or medication. Shell take no weaves or fertilization. She wont part her hair down on one side, and comb long strands over to try and hide, that looks so silly to all. Shes going bald, and that aint all, I just dont car e, shes losing hair.i

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