Story Behind the Song
I just dont think he can do anything to make me laugh any harder than I already am.
Lyrics
It all started on the 20th of January in the year 2001. Stupid Americans, well half of us at least, we selected a new president. And he's just like his dad, everything except for the non-malignant polyps up his ass he had. And he sniffed the cocaine that his daddy brought in for him, under Ronald Regan.
Daddy daddy, what should I do now, and daddy daddy I dont know how to run a country, anyone but me. And daddy daddy you couldn't get Sadaam, but oh daddy dont be alarmed, I got a 400 billion dollar military to do what I want with (anything I want)
I'm choking on a pretzel oh help me please, and I shook a guys hand who was Japan-ese. I watch two buildings fall if only I knew, I'll have to call my daddy up to see what he would do he said "if all else fails, go to the middle east and start a war...fuck peace. The economy will boom and everyone wil be happy with you
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And oh daddy is gone, he jumped out a plane. He was on his way from Columbia with 100 kilos of cocaine. And oh my lord daddy i'm on my own now, I guess i'll have to start being nice to that one guy colin Powell.
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