"Culinary School" genre: Soft Rock
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	The use of the word "wuss" in this song, about the food of the rich and famous, is rumored to be one of the best and most accurate to date.
	CD: The Best of pltoktijtuhtygt   Label: Slowly the Ghost Records Credits: Plate & Dr. Rectangle
	Story Behind the Song Motivation: Hunger; Lyrics mean: Food is expensive, but the chefs' lifestyles need to be maintained; Where song was written: in front of a Tucson computer; How long it took to write it: zero time (improv); How long to record: zero (improv); How many takes: 1 (improv) Lyrics Culinary School 7/10-11 Hooh-hooh-hooh-hooh-let's start to rock In a wussy way Oh, when you do that thing, it's like I'm a wussy all over agai-hen Like you're just playin' the guitar For the first time And I'm a wussy too Wussy time is the greatest time of the year It's time to pick the flowers It's time to make some muffins It's time to make Belgian waffles With frilly little dollops of whipped cream And perfectly placed berries I want to go into culinary school I want to make waffles I want to make the wussy waffles the way they do in New York For $36 a plate With the beautiful syrup I want to go to culinary school And learn to make the muffins the way they make them In the big cities For $15 a pop Oh, you want nuts with that? That'll be $17 I wanna wear the poofy white hat I wanna wear it now I want to wear the poofy white hat I want to be a wussy I want to wear the poofy white hat And make the Belgian waffles that are $36 I want to wear the poofy white hat I want to be the wussy chef that makes the waffles And the muffins for $15 $17 with nuts That's right, my friend Now leave a tip I'll give you some syrup It'll be pretty Woo-hoo, you're a wussy! Thank you, I always wanted to be a wussy.

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