"The Art Bell Chat Club Song" genre: Satire
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	A affectionate look at the listeners of radio talk show sensation Art Bell and guests... click on song title for lyrics.
	Lyrics THE ART BELL CHAT CLUB SONG ONE DAY WHEN I FELT NATURE CALL STOOD AWAITING FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A STALL THEN I FOUND I WAS IN THE WRONG LINE WHEN I READ THE ART BELL CHAT CLUB SIGN...whats an Art Bell chat club? WELL, IM HERE, WHAT THE HECK ILL GO IN WHEN I WAS STOPPED AT THE DOOR BY A GUY NAMED TIM STATE YOUR NAME, DONT MIND THE TAPE RECORDER. MR.OATES WILL HEAR IF YOU’RE IN ORDER... what? THEN I ASKED, DO YOU HAVE A RESTROOM? HE SAID NO, WEVE EVOLVED WAY PAST THAT! AS I SWOONED AND THAT GUY WITH THAT STRANGE TAPE RECORDER STARTED LAUGHING AT ME FROM THE CORNER... whats his problem? SEEMS THEY KNOW EACH OTHER BY A SECRET SIGN CAUSE THEY KNOW OF MATTERS THAT ARE CLANDESTINE DONT FORGET THAT TONIGHTS MEETING... STARTS AT 19 HUNDRED AND 30 ? WELL, THE FIRST GUEST WAS A MAJOR ED DAMES REMOTELY HE SKETCHED, SOMEONE HERES IN PAIN AND THAT GUY WITH THAT SRANGE TAPE RECORDER POINTED AT ME LAUGHING FROM THE CORNER ... howd he know it was me? SEEMS THEY KNOW EACH OTHER BY A SECRET SIGN CAUSE THEY KNOW OF MATTERS THAT ARE CLANDESTINE DONT FORGET THAT TONIGHTS MEETING... STARTS AT 19 HUNDRED AND 30 ? WELL, THE NEXT GUEST WAS A RICHARD HOAGLAND FOR THE TRUTH NO ONE SEEMS TO SEARCH MORE THAN HIM BUT WHYS THAT GUY WITH THAT STRANGE TAPE RECORDER OVER THERE ASLEEPING IN THE CORNER... why hes just snoring away! SEEMS THEY KNOW EACH OTHER BY A SECRET SIGN CAUSE THEY KNOW OF MATTERS THAT ARE CLANDESTINE DONT FORGET THAT TONIGHTS MEETING... STARTS AT 19 HUNDRED AND 30 ? SO IF UFOS HOVER OVER YOU START A RADIO TALK SHOW TO FIND OUT WHATS THE TRUTH BUT HOPE THAT GUY WITH THAT STRANGE TAPE RECORDER BEAMS UP WITH TIM, ED DAMES, AND RICHARD HOAGLAND... there they go! SEEMS THEY KNOW EACH OTHER BY A SECRET SIGN CAUSE THEY KNOW OF MATTERS THAT ARE CLANDESTINE DONT FORGET THAT TONIGHTS MEETING DONT FORGET THAT TONIGHTS MEETING DONT FORGET THAT TONIGHTS MEETING... STARTS AT 19 HUNDRED AND 30 !! YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I HAD TO GO... BUT I WAS WRONG... I DONT NEED TO ELIMINATE HUMAN WASTE PRODUCTS LIKE OTHERS DO... IM PAST THAT NOW... IM A MEMBER OF THE ART BELL CHAT CLUB... THANK YOU ART... THANK YOU TIM... BUT.. BUT... HMMM?... I... I... IM FEELING SORT OF STRANGE...

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