"I Can't Stand TV (An Ode To Reality TV)" genre: Satire
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	This song cracks at "Fear Factor", "The Anna Nicole Smith Show", "The Amazing Race", "The Bachelor", and a bunch of other TV shows of the genre.
	Credits: Written and recorded by Steve Wonchoba
	Story Behind the Song I'm so tired of "Reality Television". I had to voice my annoyance. This song cracks at "Fear Factor", "The Anna Nicole Smith Show", "The Amazing Race", "The Bachelor", and a bunch of other TV shows of the genre. Lyrics Where's the remote What's all this borderline pornography What ever happened to the situation comedy I didn't know a TV writer's strike would mean That we'd get 24 hours of trash on the screen I see some guy swimmin' around in a vat full of maggots Gettin' cheered on by the crowd like a room full of faggots See a woman with cameras following her everywhere But listen to her talk -- she's dumber than a bag of hair I can't stand TV Survivor 1 2 3 And who wants to be a millionaire It took me twice as long Maybe to write this song Than all the shit they shove on the air Everything I see is an indication That the world's indulging a different generation I don't need the networks to remind me That my target demographic years are behind me See a bunch of guys racin' round the world to claim The right to be the first to blow their 15 minutes of fame I'm hopin' that the next set of directions will re-route 'em To a place where they can find someone who gives a crap about 'em I can't stand TV Survivor 1 2 3 And who wants to be a millionaire It took me twice as long Maybe to write this song Than all the shit they shove on the air I can't stand TV I really don't wanna see Another MTV -- I don't care It took me twice as long Maybe to write this song Than all the shit they shove on the air (This latest incarnation of Temptation Island features some of the buffest bods that have ever been on the show. And with one of the contestants being an Arizona bartender, everyone is hoping there will be a lot of sex on the beach. And we're not talking about the tropical drink) Oh you're just so clever I see a flock of tramps tryin' their best to get laid By a guy they'd never hang out with unless they got paid It's only gonna get worse as I move on in years So I'll spend the rest of my life watching reruns of Cheers I can't stand TV...

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