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    "The Bluff"genre: New School
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    All Cracka J on this one. Sports a uber pimped beat, thats raped and sung to with the subject of J's work on the golf course maintenance crew. Be sure to check out the lyrics to this one!
    CD: Team Cracka   Label: Unsigned
    Credits: Cracka J

    Story Behind the Song
    I was just sitting here on a Sunday.... and Cracka A was outta town, so I was bored and decided to write and record some lyrics to a cool sounding beat I made a few days prior.

    Lyrics
    *chorus*
    Maple bluff thats how I spend my hours
    workn on the golf course maitence crew
    do'n lots of work with stuff with power
    oh how I love that beefy cheedar stew
    *chorus*
    --------------------------
    *chorus*
    hang'n out on the golf course all day just'a singn my tunes
    thats how i spend my summer mornings and summer afternoons
    go'n in for break at ten and lunch at high noon
    tak'n a break for baked chicken, head'n back real soon
    --------------------------
    *chorus*
    so some days its too hot to work so we just sit back and drink [soda]
    i dont know, maybe some basketball, what do ya think?
    or we could just sit talk tales of the pink, and someones thirteen inch wink
    i dont know, whatever we do these balls'll still stink [swamp balls]
    *chorus*
    --------------------------
    ------------------RAP PT ONE-------------------
    so as that quick chorus line just suggested
    I've got all my fuckn summer time invested
    workn at the maple bluff country club, country club
    when i'm pushn plugs I be like what

    now pushn wet dirt all day aint much fun
    specially when its hot as shit and it weighs a fuckn ton
    i've told ya this once and i'ma tell ya again
    i dont ever want none of the fag caddies be'n my friend

    but some of the jobs out here aint to bad
    like washn the truck of your fuckn friends dad
    but still theres a lotta work to be had
    on the eighteen hole course with a pimped out pad

    i be shin'n up the banks with my fuckn fly mower
    they hover but sometimes dont turn over
    what you gonna do when i come for you
    with a rough mower, oh shit your fuckn screwed

    on a fairway mower thats how i like to spend my time
    try and mow straight lines while thrown out rhymes
    getn paid lotsa dimes so its all worth my time
    from seven till three thirty mideastern time
    --------------------------
    so while we're on the course we make it hardcore
    tear'n the shit up, break'n machines, swearn, smok'n not close'n doors
    whippn shitties n peel'n out is what we're about
    but the thing that fucks the most stuff up is the drought

    when the rain comes around, everybodys like, oh yah thats what i'm talkn about
    cause when it rains we get dounts, orange juice, milk, and less work to pout about
    but day in and out, beyond any doubt we just get the rain gear on and we head the fuck out
    going to fix sand traps, ignoring the Finallie backpacks, grab a snack, calculatn paths for trap attacks

    now I'va told ya once and dont make me tell ya again, I dont want no fag caddies be'n my fuckn friends
    now I'va told ya twice i aint gonna tell ya again, they just piss me off to no fuckn end
    but that all depends on who's your friend, and wether or not you intend to offend
    so if you see it my way, or if you plain ol' dont, atleast you'll comprehend

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