"Scary" genre: Folk
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	She has no problem with eating dairy and doesn't mind that I am hairy.
	CD: Zozen Credits: Written & Performed by Matthew Singer, Copyright 2002, Engineered by Lance Monotone
	Lyrics One day I was playing in the mud when I felt an overwhelming thud Against the back of my head and I said what was that you dirty rat Then I was on a cape cod ferry with a lady who’s imaginary And her name ain’t jane or joan or jerry, swear on my dead cat her name was scary Scary Scary She said yep that’s my name and I said oh dear what a shame What are your parents evil misanthropes who use you as a pissing post She said no dude the names my own, I came up with it 2 weeks ago And its brought nothing but luck you see, cause angry fucks stay away from me Scary, an intelligent lady She told me she watched dawson’s creek and I said well so do I you freak And we both agreed it would be a big mistake to replace james van der beek But the ferry was a shakin’ and my belly felt like an earthquake and I knew trouble was a comin so I picked a tune and I started hummin Oh shit I threw up on her lap and she said baby that’s okay Because you’re just about the sweetest thing that I’ve encountered in my travels And I;ve had many travels, just to name a few places I’ve been to There’s kahsakhstan, and kathmandu and Tennessee and Timbuktu And considering all the up I threw on scary’s lap I somehow knew That scary was the only girl for me, or at least I hoped so So I crossed my fingers, and now I’m going to whistle When the ferry ride was finished I politely asked for all her digits And she said you should come on by and I’ll bake you a cherry pie So I walked up to her house and I played one chord over and over again And sang a song entitled baby you’re the bomb And it went just like this Baby baby you’re the bomb (repeat several times) And just like that she blew up in my face but it was great Because she tasted just like chocolate cake then transformed into her former state Yeah yeah yeah Well scary’s house was pretty and she had a kitty she called coach smitty Who threw up on my lap and I said holy cow this is a sign She said well come right out with it, if you really think that I’m the shit Then just tell me so and we can go eat a gallon of gelato Whoa this girl is really phat with a ph and I am hoping that this scary is the girl for me NECESSARILY Scary, scary, SCARY who cares that she’s imaginary Scary, scary, She has no problem with eating dairy And doesn’t mind that I am hairy. Scary (repeat several times) She said that I should stay a while and I accepted with a smile then we broke out all her smurf toys and pretended we were them then we hugged and kissed and reminisced about the time I threw up on her lap then we took a nap together and slept forever and ever (repeat several times)

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