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Label: Wiccabilly Circus Credits: music and lyrics by Trickster
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 These days Jesus is remembered for his death. But I'm sure he'd prefer to be remembered for his life. And for living it up. "Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!"
 Lyricswell Jesus Christ served up some loaves and fishes
 he turned water into wine and it was delicious
 he wore a lampshade on his head like a thorny crown
 yeah, Jesus Christ, he liked to party down
 he used to play hackysack and skinny dip in the creek
 he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak
 
 well Jesus had a chalice called the Holy Graille
 he used wafers and wine for his cakes and ale
 he had a dozen brothers help to spread his lovin'
 Jesus makes thirteen, hmmm... sounds like a coven
 he had magickal powers and a certain mystique
 he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak
 
 well Jesus went to the temple, they wuz stonin' some chick
 he said "if you never sinned, you can toss the first brick"
 well a rock come a'flyin', knocked him flat on his ass
 Jesus say "Mama, you're a barrel of laughs!"
 she nailed him again when he turned the other cheek
 he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak
 
 well Mary Magdalene was a prostitute
 she say "I'll rub your feet if you take off your boots"
 Jesus said "Mary, do you think we're compatable?"
 Magdalena say "Jesus, you're a party animal!"
 he started speaking in tongues and she dug his technique
 he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak
 
 well Pontious Pilate was a Roman pig
 Jesus gave him the message, but he just couldn't dig
 Jesus said "peace and love and blessed be!"
 Pilate said "nail that hippie's ass to a tree!"
 Jesus said "I guess this just ain't my week!"
 he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak
 
 well they burried Jesus in a big old cave
 they used a gigantic boulder to seal up his grave
 Jesus woke up, he rolled away the stone
 all his friends come a'callin', Jesus wasn't at home
 the found him behind the rock, taking a leak
 he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak
 
 well Jesus may be a god, but he isn't unique
 cause he's a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan fr
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