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    "Party On Jesus"genre: Spiritual Pop
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    The true story of Jesus Christ, party guy! Hey, he turned water into wine! Could have turned it into milk or OJ or even clean water. But he turned it into wine!
    CD: Yipe! Hype!   Label: Wiccabilly Circus
    Credits: music and lyrics by Trickster

    Story Behind the Song
    These days Jesus is remembered for his death. But I'm sure he'd prefer to be remembered for his life. And for living it up. "Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!"

    Lyrics
    well Jesus Christ served up some loaves and fishes
    he turned water into wine and it was delicious
    he wore a lampshade on his head like a thorny crown
    yeah, Jesus Christ, he liked to party down
    he used to play hackysack and skinny dip in the creek
    he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak

    well Jesus had a chalice called the Holy Graille
    he used wafers and wine for his cakes and ale
    he had a dozen brothers help to spread his lovin'
    Jesus makes thirteen, hmmm... sounds like a coven
    he had magickal powers and a certain mystique
    he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak

    well Jesus went to the temple, they wuz stonin' some chick
    he said "if you never sinned, you can toss the first brick"
    well a rock come a'flyin', knocked him flat on his ass
    Jesus say "Mama, you're a barrel of laughs!"
    she nailed him again when he turned the other cheek
    he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak

    well Mary Magdalene was a prostitute
    she say "I'll rub your feet if you take off your boots"
    Jesus said "Mary, do you think we're compatable?"
    Magdalena say "Jesus, you're a party animal!"
    he started speaking in tongues and she dug his technique
    he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak

    well Pontious Pilate was a Roman pig
    Jesus gave him the message, but he just couldn't dig
    Jesus said "peace and love and blessed be!"
    Pilate said "nail that hippie's ass to a tree!"
    Jesus said "I guess this just ain't my week!"
    he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak

    well they burried Jesus in a big old cave
    they used a gigantic boulder to seal up his grave
    Jesus woke up, he rolled away the stone
    all his friends come a'callin', Jesus wasn't at home
    the found him behind the rock, taking a leak
    he was a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan freak

    well Jesus may be a god, but he isn't unique
    cause he's a bearded robe and sandle wearing long haired Pagan fr

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