"Smells Like Xmas Spirit (Nirvana parody)" genre: Parodies
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	CD: Dyke Side Of The Moon   Label: EMK Records
	Lyrics Im Santa Claus I give out toys each Christmas Eve To girls and boys But now Im through Cuz Santa knows his that his job sucks In fact it blows, it blows, it blows All the children Every nation I cant meet their expectations All the deadlines All the chimneys I dont fit cuz Im not skinny All the kids say, Come and please us, I should tell them Go ask Jesus I may convert Become a Jew Miami Beach is where Ill move Escape the pole and get some sun Just tell the kids that Santas done Shalom, Shalom, Shalom Every nation I cant meet their expectations All the deadlines All the chimneys I dont fit cuz Im not skinny All the kids say, Come and please us, I should tell them Go ask Jesus Ask Mrs. Claus Ive lost my touch These reindeer games Are just too much This Christmas Eve Ill have to pass Cuz Santas tired of busting ass Ho-ho, Ho-ho, Ho-ho Every nation I cant meet their expectations All the deadlines All the chimneys I dont fit cuz Im not skinny All the kids say, Come and please us, I should tell them Go ask Jesus I retire! I retire! I retire!

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