Story Behind the Song
Well, I guess Winson beat me to the Beck influence, but DAMN! Good song.
This was influenced mostly by the Message Board's "slow-downs". The times when the board lurkers are sitting there for hours waiting for someone to post something...
Lyrics
Chorus
Post on the board somebody
Post on the board anybody
Post on the board somebody
Post on the board anybody
Winston on the board rap
Kicking out some dope crap
Sounding kind of asinine
Acting like I can rhyme
No life, low life, posting on the board
Net junkie, cyber monkey, it’s what I’m moving toward
My friends call me, I don’t care, all I do is stare
At the screen, at the board, in my underwear
Someone post, someone post, I can’t wait
Mama‘s yelling, telling me I’m up too late
Chorus
Just hit refresh, I’m back for the second verse
Lost my girl, lost my friends, it just gets worse
No life, low life, waiting on the board
Up all night and my post count soared
Ouch I just bit my lip think I’m growing fangs
Natural lights coming in it’s burning my brains
Someone post, someone post, I can’t wait
It’s been a hundred years since I had a date
Chorus
Interlude sketch
Chorus
My vision’s kind of blurry I should probably go to bed
I can’t this drum track out my head
No life, low life, living on the board
Reading some post about a ten foot sword
Neighbors came by to check on me
They said hadn’t left the house twenty three days
Someone post, someone post, I can’t wait
And this is more than I can tolerate
Chorus
Yesterday there was nobody
Today there is nobody
Tomorrow probably won’t be nobody
I want, I want, I want somebody
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