Story Behind the Song
end the war on drugs!
if america would legalize drugs our crime rate would drop more than 50%. treat drug use as a medical condition, not a criminal condition.
Lyrics
no, i think you're great, why don't you come sit by me, that's it, why don't you come warm up with me by the fire, that's a girl, i wish we could spend more time together, what about this usama? usama bin laden? well he seems like the typical cunt to me, now now, have you ever doubted me? i would tell you everything's fine, i don't know it says unavailable, i'm not sure, you wanna go eat at Mc-what? Mc-who? Mc-why? sounds like a bad case of salmonella to me, did anyone ever tell you you look like florence henderson, i think ya smell nice, boy i wish i could put you in a bag and take you home, nah, fuck you, yeah, you know i usually never stop to think, but why do i have to come to a complete stop? there's nothing coming, if there's no traffic why should i stop? cancer, oh bad case of hemorrhoids, little diarrhea, hold on, yes Will, no i'm not may i take a message? hello? x3, yes i don't understand what's up with the shoes, could those have been his first choice, maybe it's love, oh what's love got to do with it? this is not a wind-up toy, he masturbates, he goes and gets the hose and puts it out, i'm assuming he would throw baking soda on it, why are you asking me these things? why am i answering? how's about a kiss? a big 'ol fat sloppy-ass mother-fuggin kiss on these lips, yes who's he talking to? talking to you, you're listening aren't you? i'm talking to you, so why not let this be an adventure? an adventure we can both remember, i'm in, how 'bout you? wanna ride? let's see what you look like with that top off, hey nice socks, i can really appreciate that hat, wtf?
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