"Massage Man" genre: General Comedy
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	The story of a great massage on difficult client
	Credits: composed, and sung by Jonathan Benjamin (aka Prem Srajano)
	Story Behind the Song A song written while I was taking a massage course, with all due apologies to the teacher. Lyrics I was doing a massage On a really tense guy, I pulled on his neck and He hit me in the eye. I told him relax and Breath a little more, I was stretching his arm … when He fell on the floor He slipped right off the table, He must've had oily skin He looked kind of pissed, But it wouldn't have happened If he didn't resist CHORUS: I'm your massage man and I'll make you relax Just leave it to me and Lie on your back It might hurt a little but It's good for you And you'll feel really good, When I get through I decided it was time to Use my feet, I told him relax, I'm going in deep. I walked on his legs, I jumped on his back, I did a little dance On his sacrialiac. He screamed, He yelled He shouted, “What the hell!” It’s incredible how massage Can make some folks so emotional Chorus To finish him off I closed my eyes I put my hands on his back And I went inside. I could feel that his muscles Were stiff as a board, When I opened my eyes, I was rubbing on the floor. It seems this guy Had decided to leave. These really tense people, Don't know how to receive. Chorus

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