Story Behind the Song
WHEN EVER I WENT ON A CARAVAN HOLIDAY WITH MY PARENTS THERE WOULD USUALY BE A TRIP DOWN THE LOCAL CAVES.
FOR SOME REASON (AND I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE) BEING DOWN A CAVE MAKES YOU WANT TO TAKE ALOT OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE STRANGE AND WOUNDEROUS UNDERGROUND WORLD.
BUT WHEN YOU GET THE PICTURES BACK THEY TEND TO BE MORE THAN A LITTLE BIT BORING, AND YOU START TO WONDER WHAT STRANGE POWER IN THE CAVES MADE YOU TAKE SO MANY PICTURES.
Lyrics
WHEN ON HOLIDAY
YOU MAY BE STUCK FOR THINGS TO DO.
YOU CAN GO TO A POTTERY SHOW
OR DOWN TO THE LOCAL PETTING ZOO
BUT IM SURE OF ONE WAY
YOU WILL SPEND YOUR TIME
A TRIP TO A NEARBY MOUNTAIN SIDE
TO GO DOWN THE LOCAL CAVES AND MINES
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
THAT ROCKY LITTLE RECTANGLE
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
NEVER CAPTURES THE SPECTACLE
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
YOU MAY AS WELL SAVE YOUR CASH
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
COS IT'LL END UP IN THE TRASH
I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE TODAY
IM SURE YOU'LL HAVE A WONDERFULL TIME
IF YOU'D ALL LIKE TO GET IN PAIRS
AND FOLLOW ME INTO MY WONDEROUS MINE
NOW IF YOU STOP ONE MINUTE
I HOPE YOUR FEELING BRAVE
I'LL TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
TO DEMONSTRATE THE ABSOLOUTE DARKENESS OF A...
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
THAT ROCKY LITTLE RECTANGLE
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
NEVER CAPTURES THE SPECTACLE
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
YOU MAY AS WELL SAVE YOUR CASH
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
COS IT'LL END UP IN THE TRASH
NOW THIS AREA OF PYRITE HEAR
WE THINK LOOKS LIKE WINSTON CHURCHILL
SO WE CALLED THIS AREA OF PYRITE HEAR
WINSTON CHURCHILL
AND THIS CALCIUM DEPOSIT
LOOKS LIKE ACTRESS TURNED MP GLENDA JACKSON
SO WE CALL THIS CALCIUM DEPOSIT
GLENDA JACKSON
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
THAT ROCKY LITTLE RECTANGLE
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
NEVER CAPTURES THE SPECTACLE
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
YOU MAY AS WELL SAVE YOUR CASH
CAVE PHOTOGRAPH, CAVE PHOTOGRAPH
COS IT'LL END UP IN THE TRASH
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