Story Behind the Song
Living in a era of doubt and uncertainty, we find it necessary in order to survive, to pin the blame for our misfortunes in the stock market, on somebody we know. This song is a satirical portrait of the frustration thousands have felt when they find their stocks are basically worthless through no fault of there own. The broker is close and accessible, but is not the culprit for corporate theft and manipulation by directors of extremely powerfull Blue Chip companies. He is however, often the recipient of our wrath.
Lyrics
SHOOT THE BROKER
I got a couple of stock tips for you.
There was a time I wasn't rich,
but neither was I poor.
Life was good
I had a new Mercedes Benz,
Albeit just a lease.
A home that had increased,
With a white picket fence.
And then there came that phone call.
I'm dying, from fraud king enronitis
I can't believe my life is out the door
Inciting, senate inditeitis
Won't stop my cert from crashing to the floor
He said the stock just couldn't miss,
A sure bet Dow darling
That's what he said
I borrowed heavy on my house,
Sold out all my bonds
Cashed in IRA's,
Replaced them with Enron,
And backed it up with Worldcom, OH NO!
I'm dying, from fraud king enronitis
I can't believe my life is out the door
Inciting, senate inditeitis
Wont stop my cert from crashing to the floor
They got my Benz,
Now all my friends
Are giving me the fifth
If I had the guts,
The big brass nuts
I shoot em, and let them twist
I wish I'd known
Someone in high places
I thought a blue chip stock
Was just as good as gold
I didn't sleep with anyone important
I should have Martha Stewart-ed
a day before
Hey it's your broker,
you have to cover your margin call
I'm dying, from fraud king enronitis
I can't believe my life is out the door
Inciting, senate inditeitis
Wont stop my cert from crashing to the floor
My stocks a bust,
He abused my trust
And now he's drinking fine wine
While the rich get richer
The real bitch kicker
Is I won't see a dime
He's the broker,
The broker from Hell
He's the broker
I want to kill
Shoot the broker
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