"Substance Abuse Rap-sody"  Parental Advisory genre: Dirty South
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	Weed, Shrooms and Liquor in the Dirty South...and missing your pants in the morning
	CD: Platter O' Cracker (with fixin's)   Label: Atlas Audioworks Credits: DJ House Cracker, MC Subherb, MC Budnugget
	Story Behind the Song Composed and recorded in Memphis and based on actual events...though the names have been changed to prevent an investigation. This tune can be heard in late-model Cadillacs and El Torino's from Orange Mound to Whitehaven and beyond. Lyrics Drinking rum and coke Trying to get slizz-oshed Rolling up a smoke Just like Peter Tizz-osh Philly and a fo'ty And a bag of leafy green Chase it back with rum Swish it 'round like Listerine Splashin' the ground for my homies deceased Spilling my Mad Dog in the name of peace Perpetratin' a drive-thru, gettin' medium fries I'm a hungry mo-fro so I supersize What's a cracker gotta do to make an honest buck, ho? I've gotta ask myself, "what the fizzuck?" Shitizzuck, yo? Smack me on the ass and call me Judy While you learn about the facts of life like Tootie Mackin' on a joint Like a genuine thug Rolled up tight Like a bug in a rug Twisted up right From an indo' nug Smoke up the herb 'cause I don't do drugs I'm about getting high naturally Unless I can find genuine LSD I bought a bag of shrooms straight up freeze-dried Opened it and found a dead Smurf inside It started me off on a negative trip So I grabbed the Green Dragon and I took a sip I passed out naked on the neighbor's lawn His dog on my leg, straight getting it on Tryin' to find my piece, yellin' "Back off, Mutt" I'm not your bitch, your puppy-dog slut Don't front on me, don't back me neither You gotta leave all that shit to Beaver Mackin' on a joint Like a genuine thug Rolled up tight Like a bug in a rug Twisted up right From an indo' nug Smoke up the herb 'cause I don't do drugs

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