"Life In The Real World (Sucks)" genre: General Comedy
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	A discussion on the pitfalls of teenage matrimony.
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	Lyrics Hey there people. Listen to me. Let's talk about the facts of life. Let's talk about the troubled situation when teens become husband and wife. It's not uncommon to hear young ones ask why their unions end in failure. It seems that when they say, "I do.", they mean they'd like to date this one forever. But life's not a date and nobody's perfect. And a man who drinks too much upchucks. It's then a young bride starts to come to the conclusion that life in the real world (slurp). Life in the real world (slurp)? They'll say," Life in the real world (slurp)." When his habits aren't so great, she begins to contemplate that Life in the real world (slurp). So let's move on to a guy's perspective. Oh his wife, when dating, looked so good. But now that's she's married the stylish clothes and make-up aren't worn as often as they should. And then there's the problem when her dress size goes from a 4 to 10 in just two years. Her passion for food really dampens his mood and produces what a young man fears. But life's not a date and noboby's perfect. And a gal who eats too much goes (burp). It's then a young groom starts to come to the conclusion that life in the real world (slurp). Life in the real world (slurp)? They'll say, "Life in the real world (slurp)." When her habits aren't so great, he begins to contemplate that, Life in the real world (slurp). It's true I wrote this song for teens so their jump to marriage won't be speedy. It would be wise if they'd realize, they're still too immature and greedy. Yeah life's not a date and nobody's perfect. Problems fly at you like hockey pucks. It's then that some come to the wrong conclusion that life in the real world (slurp). Life in the real world (slurp)? Don't say, "Life in the real world (slurp)." If that's your perception, it's a misconception that life in the real world (slurp). Life is good.

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