"Big Busted Women Flat Busted Broke" genre: General Comedy
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	A situation where a friend gives some well-intentioned but ridiculous advice.
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	Lyrics Oh I had a certain friend - she was a "Dear Abby" type. She would give me advice. Then give it some hype. So one time she told me something I just took for a joke: "If you date big busted women, you will be flat busted broke." That's what she said. But I didn't believe her. So I just went ahead and proceeded to doubt. I found myself a woman and I asked her out. She was looking like she may have been a 38D. I was thinking there was no one quite as lucky as me. I was feeling gen'rous. I left her drive my car. ' got a speeding ticket on the way to the bar. I was starting to think - maybe it wasn't a joke: "If you date big busted women you will be flat busted broke." (Chorus)Oh I wanna tell you something. I don't mean to harass. If you want to be real happy find a woman with class. But I'm gonna tell you honey - please don't think it a joke. If you date big busted women you will be flat busted broke. She was starting to make me a believer. Well she drank up a tab. I had to put it on my card. And on the way home she started puking real hard all over the car seat I then had to replace. My friend's advice was staring me in the face. (Chorus) Well I never went out with that woman again. But I have to smile as I remember when I turned her away and found the love of my life. We became soulmates - I wanna make her my wife. She has made me rich. And the world can see she's still a 38, but a double-D. Oh I wanna tell you something. I don't mean to harass. If you wanna be real happy find a woman with class. But I'm gonna tell you honey - please don't think it a joke. If you date big busted women... Go ahead and say it. If you date big busted women... Go ahead and eat crow. If you date big busted women you will be flat busted broke.

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