Lyrics
"Fat Girls Need Loving Too"
(Deardorff/Erisman)
Verse:
Well, when I was a little bitty boy
My father took me by the hand
I was his only joy.
He told me something that I never will forget
About the day when him and my momma met.
He said he's played this game for a long long time
A skinny blonde looks good, but she ain't worth a dime
I asked him to explain, I said how it that?
He said the key to happiness is found in the fat.
Chorus:
Fat girls need loving too
And I'm the kind of guy to put the bump in the tutu
Fat girls need loving too
That's why I'm here tonight
So let me tell you what I'm going to do.
Verse:
Now that I'm all grown up, Hey I understand
What dad was talking about and the master plan
The red head on my closet now is down
Replaced by a picture of a basset hound
Sure I go out with the boys every now and then
But when I neeed some love, I turn to the double chin
More cushion fo rhte pushing is a sweet delight
Nothing pleases me more on a Saturday night.
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Bridge:
Cindy, Cathy, Naomi, Jenny, Pamala Lee, lewinskie, Ferra,
Marlalyn, Tyrra, Ella, Caromon, Opra, Rosanne, Jant Reno!
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