Lyrics
ON A SLANT
Just got back - walkin' on a slant
Been strollopin' out all night
Could have drank less - felt better
20/20 hindsight
All kinds of drinks - beer and gin
'Til way past midnight
Could have drank less - felt better
20/20 hindsight
So them girls in bars -I tell ya, some of them are sweet
A couple of beers and I'm on that like a dog on meat
Don't even have to beg, buy drinks or lie
Just be my bad-ass self - so far it's got me by
Can't drink too much though - gotta stay alert
You let that alcohol start talkin' man you're bound to get hurt
'Cause 'round here, I tell ya, you say the wrong thing
You end up in a hospital bed with both arms in a sling
Just some touchy folks who happen to love fist fights
So just show some respect and you'll get through the night
Bars close, walkin' home - everything's on a slant
Tryin to find my way home the best way I can
Get home - shirt stinkin' of smoke and cologne
Too drunk to bring them girls home so I'm sleepin' alone
Black out like those nights with no moon
Ain't doin' this again anytime too soon
So I was just talkin' to this girl thought she was pretty
She was with her boyfriend - he got jealous - tried to hit me
But he missed - I swung back - caught his jaw, broke my knuckle
Took off my belt and got him good with my buckle
Did I ask for this trouble? No - but can't be helped
Some fool always ruins my night when it's goin' well
I just wanted to lay low, get a drink, relax
Instead I end up beating this jealous dumbass
Hit one more bar on the way back home
Bought a bottle of whiskey in case the walk took too long
A little tired, I stopped by a payphone
Called my friend in Dyersburg so as not to drink alone
You know it's bad when you start swayin' from the gin
Best I find my bed soon before they bring my ass in
Take them side streets, parking lots and parks
Swayin' whiskey totin' fool makin' his way in the dark
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