"Whacking Off To The Internet" genre: Power Pop
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	This is a tune to America's Favorite Hobby...
	Credits: Words, melody, and music were written by David Owsiany (c) 1999. This recording was performed by the band: AWESOME.
	Story Behind the Song This has tyo be our most requested song ever when we play shows. I (David Owsiany) wrote this song after reading an article about some old guy who used the web to try to meet young girls out in Los Angeles. This band has made this song awesome. Lyrics “Whacking Off To The Internet” Written By: David Owsiany � 1999 I’m trying things never done before Doing things I could never do Thinking of girls like I’ve always done Sex could bring so much to you I’d just like to try it once And I could be like all of my friends I found a way to get all I want This seems the best I could ever do Don’t need a condom, I don’t wear one I use AOL or ICQ There’s so many girls at my fingertips Wanting to have sex just like me I’m whacking off to the internet I’m screwing girls I could never get Typing things to make me the best I’m whacking off to the internet All you guys who spend all your time Working out running all those miles I’m ok my fat is fine I just leave it out in my profile So much access to so much porn It’s a good thing I can type with one hand. I know it’s so freaky I can’t control myself I hear that it’s addicting But it’s better than buying magazines

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