Story Behind the Song
We recorded the damn song. That's all.
Lyrics
Verse 1
Pastorek, she's a woman with pizzazz
Lives in New York, the epicenter of razzmatazz
She's a Senior Editor, you gots to believe
that she's always on the end all qui vive
Chorus
Whitney Pastorek
She's got everything that a human being should have
Whitney Pastorek
She has more energy than a coked-up Edison
Verse 2
W's a writer, and a director to boot
On the message boards, she rarely is mute
Plays soccer as a goalie, that ain't no lie
Choose between cellists and bassists, she'd rather die
Bridge
Whitney Pastorek wears only red and white clothing, with her hair in ponytails, in a white t-shirt. Sometimes Whitney Pastorek scrawls the name of an old blues musician on it in black marker. You're not supposed to buy the image one hundred percent. It's just supposed to add a little drama to Whitney Pastorek.
End Thingy
Yeah, she's pretty good looking for a girl.
But her back is so broken...ouch!
And this feeling is gonna linger on
until the year 2525 now.
Dang that's a long time, people!
Yeah, she's pretty good looking, oh yeah.
Whitney's pretty good looking.
Yeah, she's pretty good looking, oh yeah...
How many times do I have to say this?
...for a girl.
That means female.
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