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    "MONSTROSITY"  Parental Advisorygenre: Experimental/Post Rock
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    This song is about many things, including x-girlfriends that are whores that work in grocery stores, to a story of meeting the first monkey man ever seen by human eyes. It took about 4 months to record this muthafukka. Listen to it. Now.
    CD: "Beef Curtain / Fat Cock of Justice" Split CD.   Label: www.level36recordings.com
    Credits: Matt-stuff. Jared-other stuff. Josh-even more other stuff.

    Story Behind the Song
    This song was written in a 4 month period in about 8 sessions and was mixed in about 4 sessions. This song is the best beef curtain song ever. It's nice cuz i get to call HEATHER KENNEDY a fucking whore, becasue she is.

    Lyrics
    I can take you
    To New Mexico
    on my motorcycle.

    Let me take you to Albequerque
    -Let me take you to Albequerque
    Let me take you to Albequerque
    -Let me take you to Albequerque

    Girls that work in grocery stores are whores

    If you ever want to leave me,
    your gonna have to come and see me,
    so i can smash you in the face with a brick.

    La la la La la la La la la
    oh shit.

    i know i put my riddelin around here somewhere.
    mother, where's my riddelin?
    I think I put it around here somewhere.

    (gagging)

    I'll piss in your face and rip out your eyes.
    you'll want to puke.

    (huh, what)
    you do it this time?
    oh?
    you do it this time?

    IN THE LAND OF THE MONKEYS!!!

    4:20 bong hits.

    Girls that work in grocery stores are whores.
    Girls that work in grocery stores are whores.
    Girls that work in grocery stores are whores.
    Girls that work in grocery stores are whores.

    Im not a fucking faggot,
    don't call me a fucking dick!
    what the fuck is up with you man?
    are you a fucking asshole prick?

    I'm sometype of horrible man!
    And you know you can LICK MY BALLSACK!

    and you left me drowning in my vomit,
    you just turned me over on my stomach.
    your a fucking prick now becasue I'm dead!

    I'll see you in the sky with the lord jesus
    ALMIGHTY!

    Have you ever seen a monkey?
    Pleading for his life?
    Have you ever seen a monkey,
    Look for a wife?

    Have you ever beat a monkey?
    Have you ever beat a monkey senseless?
    Yes, I have beat a monkey,
    I once beat a monkey with a wiffle ball bat!

    monkey.
    monkey.

    in late 1952
    i was shipped wrecked on an island of monkeymen.
    as i looked up I saw the first monkey man ever seen by human eyes.
    he was long, and tall and hairy,
    and full of anger.
    he was mr. monkeyman.
    have you ever seen mr. monkeyman?

    I'm mr.monkey man!
    that's me!
    I'm the monkey man!
    ooooh lookit me!
    I'm the monkey man!
    I got hair on my pee pee!
    I'm the monkey man.




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