Story Behind the Song
Motivated by that Scary Van w/ No Windows, and is missing 2 hubcaps. Lyrics are about this van and the guy who drives it has an attitude. Written in my song writing room.
Lyrics
****KIDNAPPER VAN LYRICS 4/02 modified 8/02****
I say you know that old van in yo neighborhood,
it's bein used for thangs that ain't no good.
In dat van - I ain't gonna take a ride
Got no windows on the back or the sides,
* kidnapper*
Say hop in child I got some can-dy,
come on in my van and take a ride with me.
* regular
Parked in the back in-conspicuous,
let's get a-little-closer and take a look
*********************************************
It's got a dent on the bumper and a headlight out,
A van like this man, should not be allowed
a faded blue paint job, man this shit aint' right,
only seen this van run when it's dark at night.
STOP HERE!!!!
*** KIDNAPPER **
You-better watch-out for my kid-napper-van,
Or You will be next in my devious plans.
STOP HERE!!!!
*** MINI ACB ***
Flatten, all the tires blow up this bitch,
that's how we'll get this vehicle off the street.
The owner's not home, let's go check it out
fuck him up if we see that ped-ah-file around
*** KIDNAPPER **
Don't Take Crime into Your own Hands,
Now you're gettin put in the kidnapper-Van.
You should-a Kept on Walkin - On, Down the street
Now you're-gonna-be a Child Ab-Duc-Tee
********************************************************************************************MIDWAY BREAK**********************************
*** regular
The Vio-lator is now bein watched by cops,
Moved back to Issaquah to stay with pops.
When pops leaves the house he changes Face,
Bout to make his family name a damn disgrace.
*** Kidnapper **
I-ain't, goin-back-to-jail, ever, again,
I-almost-got, sodomized, in-the-fuckin-Pen.
Just-One ... last-time, and then I'll stop,
I cannot get-rid, of these evil thoughts.
** mini acb
When-you-walk, down-the-street, betta watch yo back
Be-cause, Mini-A-C-B is on yo Track.
I'm-gonna-punch-you-in-the-nose, when-I-see, yo ass,
Shoot-you , Straight-in-the-nutz, with-a, shotgun blast.
** Kidnapper *
My only friend, in the world, is my kidnapper van,
and as long as I have it, I will strike again.
I'll-do-the-same-shit, on a different day,
Let-me-know, when YOUR-child's comin-out-to-play
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