"The Neal Pollack Deluge of Diaphonics" genre: Alternative Metal
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	This here song is the tale of Mr. Neal Pollack: writer extraordinaire, seven time honorary PhD recipient, inventor of countless (thoroughly dangerous) swing-dancing techniques, friend/confidant to A-list celebrities, and more man than you'll ever be (this includes you too, women). This song represents the hardcoredness that is possessed by this timeless entity of a man.
	CD: Neal Pollack's Been Waxing Poetic For Days Now   Label: Rev. Twisty's Nickle-Record Shop & Boutique Credits: Steve Delahoyde, Waki Gamez, An Aggressive, Hairy Man Working The Pitch Shifter
	Story Behind the Song This song came to us in a dream. It was a violent, action-packed dream, much like the life of Mr. Pollack. Except in real life he's not made out of jelly and only rarely fights anthropomorphic moose. Lyrics This is a song about Neal Pollack... Write the books. Swing through the trees. Befriend short order cooks. The first of these three of his parent's words is the only advice he took. So on his own, went into the world to write whatever he saw. He tackled prose. Verse's ass was kicked. He lived beyond the law. His novels sold well. Flew off the shelf. Made him a billionaire. One couldn't escape from hearing his name any and everywhere. Neeeeeaaaaalllllll Pollack! They gave him awards, from Nobel to Juno. He was the apple of their eye. Even Bea Arthur was heard to remark, "Geez, he's one hell of a guy!" But none of this mattered to Sir Neal Pollack. He just did the intended. Sexing up humans. Writing proficiently. And keeping his career uncontended. (incoherent mumbling and eerie whispers of "Neal Pollack") Neal Pollack fights! Neal Pollack writes! Neal Pollack's tight!

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