"Stressed 1" genre: General Comedy
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	It's the little, stupid things that cause the most stress. Kind of a Junior Brown style country song.
	CD: Just Another Norm L Guy Credits: Slow checkout lines, slow fast food, and blue-haired grandmas
	Story Behind the Song I have what most people consider a stressful job. Only, the job doesn't stress me out as much as stupid, little things do. Once, I almost passed out from a dramatic rise in blood pressure over standing in a line with my wife to buy 2 dish towels. There was a lady in front of us who had 5 items, none priced over $3. She challanged the price of each item, one by one. She saved a total of $2 and change. 40 minutes later, we made it thru the checkout stand. I'd paid the difference just to get checked out. There was only one checkout opened that day. Needless to say, that stressed me out. Lyrics Stressed Written by: Norm L Guy Copyright 1997 1: Standing in another check out line that says express There's thirty checkout stands but they're all closed Waiting as someone price checks another tagless dress This ought to be a crime what I've disclosed (Chorus) 2: Going through the drivethru gonna get a bite to eat The little voice says one more minute please You finally get to order then you're asked to pull around But the order that you asked for's not received (Chorus) 3: On a widened highway and you're trying to make some ground Some blue-haired grandma's in the left-hand lane She pokes along like Christmas but you cannot get around A step away from driving you insane Well you honk and cuss and yell at her but nothing seems to work In first gear and wearing out the brakes It does no good to tell her that you think she is a jerk You're not sure how much more your heart can take Chorus: There's nothing more maddening than to stand in a long line To purchase something you don't really need Or to be behind some idiot whose clogging up the road When you're running late and feel the need for speed

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