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    "Kick 'Em In The Nuts"  Parental Advisorygenre: Hardcore Punk
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    CD: Number Two   Label: Badang! Records
    Credits: Engineered by Ryan Hunter, Produced by Hairball

    Story Behind the Song
    A song about three people who deserve a good kick in the 'nads.

    Lyrics
    I heard the other day
    He was still makin’ records
    Why can’t he kick the bucket
    And be hauled off on a stretcher
    He makes his living touring
    Playing big concert halls
    I’d like to get some steel toed boots
    And kick him in the balls

    (fast part)

    Kick Michael Bolton in the nuts!
    Tear off his fuckin’ mullet and tape his mouth shut
    Can’t stand that bulging forehead vein
    Strain a little harder have a hemorrhage in your brain

    He shoulda kept his day job
    On “Entertainment Tonight”
    But instead he entertains
    A bunch of fat housewives
    I’m sorry to inform you
    That you have to go away
    Cause when you suck as bad as you do
    You’re gonna fucking pay

    Kick John Tesh in the nuts!
    Take that grand piano and shove it up his butt
    Let’s cast him a pair of concrete shoes
    Throw him in the East River then he’ll never sing the blues


    I’m not saying you had no talent
    But you sure didn’t use it
    You went and made cd’s
    Of college date rape music
    Kenny G you hold the record
    For longest sax note blown
    Why don’t you blow Yanni’s peter
    Until the cows come home

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