"tcpipHO"  Parental Advisory genre: Hip Hop
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	"sly FBI chastise old guys with eyes for cheerleader thighs, say goodbye straight to the clink, no time for think what you did wrong pretending to love N'Sync"
	Credits: girl vocals: Jacquelyn Blanchard / bassline: Jason Reekman
	Lyrics TCP/IP HO! [verse 1] i used to chat to attract that ass them days past, cant lambast still I got lessons for the present call me super infomation delicatessen see any chat place you invade always got fools who masqurade i'm not talking IP, talking identity treat all nicknames as nonentities some people's schtick, to mimic chicks and trick to rise your dick, target guys who chat with cats thinking they're up to bat fool ... its not like that. don't be causin' yourself real strife thinkin' its real life, aight? in the monitor glow imma tap that nose of bro sending hoes ascii art roses if you don't know, now you know stay away from TCPIP hoes [hook] TCP/IP ho! X 4 [verse 2] nothing is as it seems, especially - if you see your dream girl chattin' on the IRC from her handle you would never-ever know if she's a he, a beau or bro little girl named Pearl, chat rooms her world sending pics of her hair curled IRC, message boards, girl adored hearts soon scored poured by chattin' hoards don't feel disgraced or sprayed with mace every case pitfalls in cyberspace cause 'Pearl' pees while standing up plays football and she wears a cup if you don't know, now you know stay away from TCPIP hoes, that screen name in AIM, ain't no dame it's a fed agent playing shell games guised as child, foolin' pedophiles lookin' for some kid to do things wild meets at Burger King for unspeakable things don't forget parents don't bring but this screen name's got friends with guns, badges, bandwidth paid for by public funds sly FBI chastise old guys with eyes for cheerleader thighs, say goodbye straight to the clink, no time for think what you did wrong pretending to love N'Sync if you don't know, now you know stay away from TCPIP hoes, [hook] TCP/IP ho! X 4 [verse 3] there's a girl named Kitty, she is pretty has webcam to show off her titties made a site, registered domain name she gained fame but had no shame for a dollar, scrubs joined fan club told these men she was looking for love she weeded out the uglies and the phonies picked out men for matrimoney now they wouldn't be so interested if they knew that she had six kids! the word got out, men stopped coming to the IP ho, internet slumming if you don't know, now you know she cropped her kids from her photos this kid, Tom, needs a date to the prom the only girls he knew came on CD-ROM chat rooms, up late, single male straight looking for a mate or at least a great date from a neighbor school, he found his lady chess club member by the name of Sadie with a good jump shot, smoked pot to add to the plot her pics were hot now they planned, to meet at six oh clock But at the Bell poor Tom got shocked when they met, up she was no high school hottie but a stank ass lady with an old dirty body Annie the granny in wet panties wantin' love for her nooks and crannies to the Prom, Tommy still took her screwed all night with the old ass hooker if you don't know, now you know stay away from TCPIP hoes if you don't know, now you know stay away from TCPIP hoes [hook] TCP/IP ho! X 4

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