Lyrics
Jesus Frickin’ Crisco, it’s a beautiful day, and i am going to live my life in my own special way, you know nothing ever gets me down, i am the happiest person in town.
Life is killing me, stings me like a bumblebee, drops me from the apogee, covers me with leprosy, following like a felony
i stand with my head held high when i’m on line at the bank, i put my hands together and i say a little prayer or thanks, you will never catch a frown on this face, i feel like i could levitate into space.
Frustration is your very best friend, do you want cream or sugar with that?
I’m sitting back in coach between a fat guy and a smelly midwife, and i’m thinking about how differences are the spice of life, you know nothing ever gets me down, i can turn any situation around.
Spears me like a manatee, drilling in the irony, is filling me with apathy, here comes a catastrophe.
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