Story Behind the Song
It's simple. Guy writes a script for a horror movie. The story is awesome. The dialogue, however, is god awful. So what does this genius do? He replaces all of the gore and violence with graphic sexual encounters. So now we've got a movie with a sick plot, lots of action, and hardcore sex. And no one expects the dialogue to be any good because it's a porno. It's brilliant. I'm brilliant. Kiss me.
Lyrics
I tried to write me a horror flick but I failed miserably. The story was there but the dialogue was bad so I turned it into pornography. And then it all clicked and came together. The village of horror became a village of pleasure. You're going to Ass Town, baby. You're going to Ass Town right now. There's a crazy escaped prison lunatic and he's chasing all the ladies around. In the first draft he slits their throats but now I took out all the murders and instead he goes down on them. I replaced all the gore with crazy lesbian shit. My porno is the best porno ever. Yeah, I'm a fuck genius, you know it. You're going to Ass Town, baby. You're going to Ass Town right now. Action, suspense, clusterfucks. Mad clusterfucks in my porno. My movie's got crazy gangbangs, but not with guns. (With cocks.) No movie's got money shots like Ass Town. No movie's got chicks as hot as Ass Town. No movie has as much pizazz as Ass Town, no no. I'll take sex over violence.
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