"Funkstitutionalized" genre: Funk
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	Funk/Rock/Alternative
	MP3.com CD: The Holy Pail - buy it! CD: The Holy Pail   Label: IBUM Digital Credits: Fred Ceballos/TK Wyley/Brian Snoorgrass
	Story Behind the Song Mr. MgGee gets lost while driving his Gremlin, gets a flat tire, hitches a ride in a taxi and is forced against his will to get funked. Oh the humanity! Lyrics HEY WHITE BOY HEY WHITE BOY IN A SMALL TIME SUBURB OF A BIG CITY HIGH WAS A WHITE BOY MR MGGEE HE WAS WET BEHIND THE EARS NEVER BEEN TO THE CITY NEVER BEEN IN THE COMPANY WITH THE FOLK THAT WERE THERE HAD A TALK OF THEIR OWN AND A SOUND DISTINCTIVELEY THAT SET THEM APART FROM ALL THAT HE KNEW AND ALL THAT HE WANTED TO BE ON ONE STORMY NIGHT THE SIGNS WERE OUT OF SIGHT TOOK A WRONG TURN IN HIS CAR AND BEFORE HE KNEW IT HE REALIZED HE BLEW IT ON A ROAD HE'D TAKEN TOO FAR HE WAS NOW IN THE CITY IT WAS SUCH A PITY THAT HIS CAR HAD GOTTEN A FLAT 'CAUSE WHEN HE GOT OUT HE BEGAN TO SHOUT WHEN A BLACK MAN IN A HAT SAID "EVER BEEN FUNKSTITUTIONALIZED ? HEY THERE WHITE BOY EVER BEEN FUNKSTITUTIONALIZED I KNOW A PLACE TO GET FUNKSTITUTIONALIZED FUNKSTI-WHAT? MGGEE SCARED SILLY JUMPED INTO THE STREET MISSED BY AN INCH BY A CITY CAB HE PAYED HIS FARE COMPLETE "GET ME AWAY I CANNOT STAY WHERE I DO NOT KNOW DRIVER LOOKED BACK AND TIPPED HIS HAT AND SAID "SON I KNOW WHERE TO GO TO GET" EVER BEEN FUNKSTITUTIONALIZED ? HEY THERE WHITE BOY EVER BEEN FUNKSTITUTIONALIZED I KNOW A PLACE TO GET FUNKSTITUTIONALIZE "STOP THIS THING I WANNA GET OUT" MGGEE SCREAMED FRANTICALLY CABBIE SAID "NO I DON'T THINK SO SURE LOOK SICK TO ME" RACED DOWNTOWN TO EMERGENCY PULLED UP OUTSIDE THE WARD TWO BIG GUYS IN WHITE COATS RUSHED MGGEE THROUGH THE DOOR "COME THIS WAY DON'T TRY TO WALK THE WAY YOU DO MUST HURT JUST FALL IN THE CHAIR HEY YOU CAN DO THAT DON'T MAKE MATTERS WORSE WE'LL STRAP YOU IN TO A FUNK MACHINE TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY NON STOP RICK JAMES' SUPER FREAK IS ALL THAT IT WILL PLAY 'CAUSE YOU'RE" FUNKSTITUTIONALIZED HEY THERE WHITE BOY EVER BEEN FUNKSTITUTIONALIZED I KNOW A PLACE TO GET FUNKSTITUTIONALIZE SEVEN DAYS STRAIGHT ON THE RACK OF DANCE AND A SIDE COURSE OF HAND JIVE SET HIM STRAIGHT HE WAS FEELING GREAT THE FUNKIEST MAN ALIVE GRABBED HIS HAT AND HE WAS ALL THAT WHEN HE HIT THE STREET GOT A MOVING SLIDE IN HIS IN HIS GLIDE HE'S GOT SOUL IN HIS FEET NOW HE'S HEY WHITE BOY HEY WHITE BOY

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