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She`s had Tom... she`s had Harry...but she ain`t never had Dick. |
CD: ONE GOOD EYE
Label: Big Belly Records
Credits: Written by A.K. Mullins, performed and recorded by W.V. Hill |
Lyrics
The sun it shines when you smile
And I desperately need a tan
Your ruby lips drive me wild
Like a raised-by-a-monkey man
We go together like a whip and chain
Like a lawyer and a dirty trick
Well, you`ve had Tom and you`ve had Harry
Hello, my name is...Dick
Brown cows dance when you yodle
Hamburgers with a chocolate shake
Strong men quiver when you hold`em
Like a gopher in a bad earthquake
I need you like a worm needs dirt
Like a buzzard needs a bone to pick
Well, you`ve had Tom and you`ve had Harry
Hello, my name is...Dick
Old men drool when you giggle
Like a baby with brand new tooth
Young men sin when you wiggle
Hey Adam, dont`cha eat that fruit
I need you like a toe needs jam
Like a finger needs a nose to pick
Well, you`ve had Tom and you`ve had Harry
Hello, my name is...Dick
Her momma told`er all about me
She thinks I`m one helluva catch
She thinks I`m the son of a rich blueblood
Not the spawn of a poor redneck
She said, "ya`ll go together like the birds and bees"
"Like a kleenex and a porno flick"
"Well, you`ve had Tom and you`ve had Harry"
"But you ain`t never had...Dick"
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