Story Behind the Song
There's a very interesting story behind this song. A story so interesting it might be worth putting to music. Maybe we'll even write a song about it some day...
Lyrics
Evaporated or dried on a rack
Have too much, have a heart attack
I don't care who made the soup
I want to be sodium-free
(It's low salt for me)
Well I double dare you to don't think twice
Times a changing, time to change your tune
This is some stupid game you're playing
Think you're wrong, don't know what you're saying
So I'm gonna shoot you in the foot
And you'll be called The Gimp
Get an aluminium pot, an aluminium pan
Eat from them, forget who you am
I don't care if it's your hot-pot
I want to be Alzheimer's-free
(It's something-a-rather for me)
Middle: Drive thru-order "salt freeā¦"
Well I double
dare you to don't think twice
Times a changing, time to change your tune
This is some stupid game you're playing
Think you're wrong, don't know what you're saying
So I'm gonna shoot you in the arm
And you won't be able to wank
From your bus, in your truck
To my lungs a cancer struck
I don't care if you're running from a bear
I want to be diesel free
(It's a bicycle for two for me)
Well I double dare you to don't think twice
Times a changing, time to change your tune
This is some stupid game you're playing
Think you're wrong, don't know what you're saying
So I'm gonna shoot you in the balls
And then we'll see what falls
Two for one, get your first hour
Introduce a friend, you must call now
I don't care if conditions apply
Capitalism don't give for free
(It's anarchy & barter for me)
Well I double dare you to don't think twice
Times a changing, time to change your tune
This is some stupid game you're playing
Think you're wrong, don't know what you're saying
So I'm gonna shoot you in the head
And I'll be free & you'll be dead
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