Story Behind the Song
It took a week to write this song.
This is a tribute to all those that don't have a White Christmas, i.e. a
perfect Christmas.
It was originally titled, "Yeah, Merry Christmas" It is not meant to make fun of white trash specifically. Actually any dysfunctional family would do but I don't know what I'd name that song. It's just that there are no white trash Christmas songs and I thought there would be a need.
Lyrics
Yeah, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you
Here's my dysfunctional family
Having an argument or two
Noone's really happy
Everyone's got something to say
You've gotten fat. You're not married!
You're having a bad hair day!
So what'd you get me, ma?
A fake designer handbag?
Wow. I'm impressed
I'll show my friends and brag
So what'd you get me, pa?
Some cheap perfume?
That's great. That's all I need
To stink up the room!
Yeah, Merry Christmas
Merry, Merry Christmas to you
Yeah, it's a white trash Christmas
La da dee da, yabba dabba doo
Yeah, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you
Someone yelled, "You loser!"
Now, we're in a family feud
Watch the insults flying
Everyone's being attacked
'You're a thief! You're a liar!
You've got to stop using crack!"
Once the fight stops
The family settles down
One person tells a joke
Then everyone's clowning around
It's not so bad
Having a crazy family
Cuz once you're use to it
You're rather miss it badly
Yeah, Merry Christmas
Merry, Merry Christmas to you
Yeah, it's a white trash Christmas
La da dee da, Scooba dee Doo
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