Lyrics
This is my personals ad – listen if you please,
“A 5 foot 7 man aiming to set your mind at ease,
A half a six-pack, got a type B demeanor,
But suffering from chronic foot-in-mouth disease.
Interests include my band which plays kind of loud,
Do ballads, rap, ska, rock and can draw a different crowd.”
But I’m seeking something more than letters on some paper,
She won’t be W B A or I - she’ll be the one in the
CHORUS:
Lavender sweater,
Your name could be Caroline, or maybe it’s Heather,
Lavender sweater,
If I said nothing I’d be better
But Lavender sweater
I’m writing this song to you, because I’m hoping
Right now you’ll be here___________
I’m working hard to become the thing I’ve wanted to be,
So different friends from High School don’t recognize me.
But it won’t matter if I gain 800 pounds,
Our lives will meet, our hearts will touch, and I’ll be the only one you see
Just in case you didn’t happen to make it this time,
Like maybe your dog was arrested for some violent crime,
Know that you something I’m thinking of constantly,
And you are the inspiration for this silly rhyme.
CHORUS
BRIDGE:
I know when I find you,
It’s going to be true,
Because you won’t want to make fun of me,
When I talk about infinity,
Or saying that things that make no sense,
Like because of you I’ll pee on an electric fence,
You won’t mind staying up after 1,
Because I’m discovering who’ll I’ll become
And though it might sound dumb,
When everything’s right,
I know you’ll be the one for life.
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