"Bob's Weird (studio mix)" genre: General Comedy
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	Same Bob, different recording
	MP3.com CD: Novelties - buy it! Label: Pubsal Productions Credits: Music and Lyrics by Darren Zieger
	Story Behind the Song Bob's Weird is an example of what complete boredom and a word processor can produce. The words streamed directly out of my consciousness onto the page. Originally envisioned as a punk rock tune, it somehow morphed itself into a vaguely Latin arrangement (more evidenced on my multi-track demo than on this live solo performance). Lyrics Bob's weird He's got an electric saxaphone Bob's weird He likes to juggle tofu Bob's weird He likes to collect molecules Bob's weird He's got a macrame tuxedo Bob's weird He's addicted to Dimetapp Bob's weird He likes pork-flavored doughnuts Bob's weird He speaks in alphabetical order Bob's weird He's got button-down eyeglasses What's wrong with you, Bob? Why can't you get with the program? Why can't you shop at the Gap like the rest of us? Who are you trying to impress, Bob? Even your invisible friend doesn't believe in you Spoken: no Bob...don't dance...this isn't a dance break...Bob, that's disgusting...oh, man... Bob's weird He wears a koosh toupee Bob's weird He's got inflatable chromosomes Bob's weird He kinda smells like formaldehyde Bob's weird He's got symmetrical elbows What's wrong with you Bob Why don't you get a clue? What don't you get a haircut we can relate to What are you trying to pull, Bob? Even Godot wouldn't wait around for you. Spoken: Bob...man...you're just...you're just sad, okay? ....get out of my face, okay? ...get a life....get a haircut...GET LOST!!

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