"Lobotomy Song" genre: General Comedy
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	MP3.com CD: Novelties - buy it! Label: Pubsal Productions Credits: Music and Lyrics by Darren Zieger
	Story Behind the Song This song was written during my stint with legendary Miami improv troupe, Mental Floss Lyrics Life's great Nothing can upset me I'm over the depression that started when you left me For when sad thoughts I ponder My attenion always wanders Thoughts of you don't bother me Since my lobotomy You hurt me bad I cried for days and days But now I'm happy Just staring into space They opened up my brain And removed the source of the pain Thoughts of you don't bother me Since my lobotomy All of this gray matter made me feel blue A hundred billion neural cells Worried over you A simple operation With local anesthesia They shortened my attention span Now I'm such a happy man Politicians used to drive me insane But I feel better since they tenderized my brain All their dizzy doubletalk made me feel dense But they lowered my IQ And now it all makes sense I couldn't feel much better 'less you electrocute my pleasure center Nothing seems to get to me Since my itellectomy Our love don't mean squat to me Since my lobotomy

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