"Big Slab o' Cow" genre: General Comedy
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	A commercial jingle for steakhouse with some unusual practices. Inspired by a comedy improv exercise during my stint with Mental Floss.
	MP3.com CD: Novelties - buy it! Label: Pubsal Productions Credits: Music and Lyrics by Darren Zieger. Thanks to Sal Pisani for the monologue, and to G. Miachel McKay for the notion of a
	Story Behind the Song During Mental Floss rehersal, members Sal Pisani and Maribeth Graham interrupted the TV show they were improvising for a commercial. I took the germ of their idea and developed this infectious little jingle which became a Floss mainstay; lately, it has had a second life as one of my hits with the Filk audience. Lyrics If you want something to eat Got a hankerin' for some meat Well, rare or raw, we don't care how If you're tired of eatin' spuds And dont mind the sight of blood Bring your appetite to Big Slab o' Cow Big Slab O' Cow All of our livestock is right out in plain view Big Slab O' Cow Come in and choose the cow that's meant for only you Big Slab O' Cow You get the whole cow you can eat until you're full Big Slab O' Cow You get the udder so you know it ain't no bull At Big Slab O' Cow Spoken: Well come on in to Big Slab O' Cow. Just choose a cow out of our giant Cowquarium, and we'll flame broil him where he stands. And you get a gallon of barbecue sauce. And just say "rev up that chainsaw," and you'll get the fastest steak tartar in town. Big Slab O' Cow Come in today to the location nearest you Big Slab O' Cow And bring the kids along, they'll love our petting zoo Big Slab O' Cow And bring the dog we got a place for him of course Big Slab O' Cow Right next door at Big Chunk O' Horse So come on down To Big Slab O' Cow Mooo!

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