"The Paternity Song" genre: Punk
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	This is a song that I wrote when I was really really really really very really bored. Its about a guy who wakes up one morning and he's pregnant. Don't ask.
	CD: Demo 1   Label: no label Credits: Music written by The Con and lyrics by A.J. Mekdeci
	Story Behind the Song I wrote the words to this song a long time ago and never wrote any music for it. One day we were having band practice and we just decided to make something up. So we worked out the music and then I decided to use those words as the lyrics. Lyrics THE PATERNITY SONG Mom and dad I think I'm pregnant. Don't ask how or why or when. I'm carrying and infant. Unlike most men. Mom, I'm gonna have a baby. I hope dad's not pissed. I know I'm not a lady. Was there something I missed? And I've got teardrops in my eyes. I don't think I've done any guys. How will I ever give birth? I'm a guy for what its worth. Mom and Dad I think I'm pregnant. And I'm kind of scared. It all happened in an instant. But I was dared. This raises questions 'bout my organs. I don't have a @#$%!. Don't make fun of my misfortunes. I never done it in the front. And my pants must have shrunk a size. This is such a big surprise. But yet again I'll just be sick, if I give birth through my dick.

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