Story Behind the Song
Well, I'm sure you have all heard the story of John Bobbit, so, we'll leave it at that.
Lyrics
Now I lay down to sleep
I pray, my penis I will keep
And if I wake to find it gone
I hope I find it on the lawn
Cross my fingers, close my eyes
Close my legs, to avoid surprise
Hide the lawnmower, Ginzu 2
There's just no telling, what she'll do
She'd love to rid me of my schlong
I strive to keep it safe from harm
Sew it back on stitch by stitch
I sware I'll kill that psycho bitch
Now I lay down to sleep
I pray, my penis I will keep
And if I wake to find it gone
I hope I find it on the lawn
Cross my fingers, close my eyes
Close my legs, to avoid surprise
Hide the lawnmower, Ginzu 2
There's just no telling, what she'll do
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