"Hollywood Sh*tbox"  Parental Advisory genre: General Comedy
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	Not everyone in Hollywood is a star; not every Hollywood home is a palace... and if you're like me, you probably live in a HOLLYWOOD SH*TBOX...where all the cool kids are!
	CD: How To Be Happy All the Time Credits: Rachel Arieff - vocals, piano; Garner Knutson - bass, yelling; Eric Rudnick - drums, yelling; Sound FX by Spootwerks.com
	Story Behind the Song I wrote this song when I first got to Tinseltown, fresh off the turnip truck, and was a bit star-struck by my new environs! Lyrics I'm flat broke but life is good In my shitbox apartment house in Hollywood Where the kids run wild 'cause mom's getting high And every day daddy is a brand new guy! And we all live together and life is good In our shitbox building in Hollywood. My neighbor Lucy is a real gem She starts drinking at 10 AM Then she yells at the TV, then she takes a nap 'Til her boyfriend comes home and gives her the clap And I shouldn't brag, but life is grand In our crack coke condo in-a Hollywoodland. I've got two cats and I'll tell you why One throws up, the other licks it dry. And that's less cleaning for me. I like to run around naked like a bumblebee. And everything works out as it should In my Mental Health Nightmare in Hollywood. Eve'rybody sing it now! Break Now I know what you're thinking: Gee, how can I Get myself a place in that pigsty? Well, I'm so sorry, but I confess I ain't gonna give you the address. 'Cause if everyone moves in, it can't be good For my 3rd world shantytown, one-bedroom Gomorrah, rotted drywall toxic mold, chickenwire ceilings, glass in the mattress, cockroach pets, piss in the carpet, blood on the driveway bargain... in Hollywood, where people whore themselves more than they should...

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