Lyrics
[]Jocular Intro with Reggie & Friend[]
“SKIN”
She asks me why
I m such a hairless guy
I m hairless high and low
fur never shows
I won t let any grow
Please! Ask me why
Dude s show
You ll attract all the flirts
looking like Fred Mertz
ELECTROLYSISSSSSSSSS
Oh, gimme a head of skin
bald bare hairless skin
shining gleaming buffed up to a bright shine.
Bath away my hair, Nair!
To the root or shorter.
No shampoo, more sun screen,
stay away with the Rogaine.
Skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin
fan it Tan it
depilatories are so cool.
Let my epidermis be like the inside of a thermos.
I need some stuff to care for my skin.
Super sharp razor
Hair blasting laser
Electric clipper - Follicle Ripper
I want my head carved on Mt. Baldy
Skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin
I need it - shaved, cut off, plucked much, chrome domed, rubbed bare
clippered, curl-less, Scrapped off, Sanded, Singed down,
Hot Waxed, removed completely and totally
mach 3ed and schicked
noelcoed and biced
I Really don t want a Hairdo all I really want is a a a a Hair Don t.
My noggin won t be Rocco
and I look a little loco
but I will win the contest for lookin like Peter Boyle.
That’s also a male malady,
and a cannibal snack recipe,
whether it s shining or it s raining
don’t be coiffured like Mark Twaining
skin (etc)
fam it - tan it
depilatories are so cool
fan it - tan it
depilatories are so cool
my head is totally bare
see my head of skin
shining , gleaming , buffed up to a bright shine.
Bath away my hair, Nair !
To the root or shorter.
No shampoo, more sun screen,
stay away with the Rogaine.
Skin skin skin skin skin skin skin skin
fan it - tan it
depilatories are so cool
kazoo instrumental
I need it - shaved, cut off, plucked much, chrome domed, rubbed bare
clippered, curl-less, Scrapped off, Sanded, Singed down,
Hot Waxed, removed completely and totally
mach 3ed and schicked
noelcoed and biced
I Really don t want a Hairdo all I really want is a a a a Hair Don t.
My comb in a museum
beside a Pharaoh scene
A hair rake isn t needed when you only have bare skin
my skin like Ramses kept his
quite cue ball representive
I attack like Caesar
with my tweezer
whenever a hair appears
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