"Bootyology"  Parental Advisory genre: Rap
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	The Booty Boys educate you on the subject of bootyology. Study up, there will be a test at the end of the song.
	Label: Horse Butt Records
	Story Behind the Song Over the many years of teaching Ass Class, Professor Ass has developed the subject of Bootyology. He and sixxxHole decided it was time to share with the world this wonderful subject. Then they wrote this song. Lyrics This is a story about a category That isn’t really studied at school Officially, but check it out I’m gonna give you a couple lessons and pointers On what this wonderful subject is all about Now, raise your right hand and repeat after me I do solemnly declare this a fine booty I do solemnly declare this a fine booty So grab a pad and a pen and pay attention to me It’s Bootyology The study of a woman’s behind And everybody gets an A if they do it right It’s a little geographical, somewhat scientifical Hard to explain, so let me be specifical Terrifical, the feeling unimitatable Lesson one, there’s no one that’s unattainable Your mind on the booty and the booty on your mind So follow me, follow me, follow me to the buffet line I’m the professor Lightning fast booty undresser Don’t be afraid, do what it takes to impress her Caress her Take her to a nice restaurant Turn the lights down and put some music on And let her know it’s gonna be fun like a party And when you’re done she’ll have done something naughty And when the morning comes then you know you will be Another step closer to your Bootyology degree Bootyology Demonstrating your booty agility Entertaining the booty community Educating with booty ability Definitely (REPEAT) Now every booty’s an equation just solve for X And if you don’t know how to do it you can read the text If you follow the steps, make the dots connect Find the location where her booty and you intersect You think that ass is right and that your girl’s the hype Evaluate the expression ½ butt times height To calculate the area of her derriere The more the merrier, big enough to bury you Ass so big got its own gravity Pulling me close at a rate of g times t I feel the forces that your booty’s sending me Then I break you off with my kinetic energy Cause a booty in motion tends to stay in motion And a booty at rest is a booty undressed As Isaac Newton say, F = ma Cause when we F, I m All up in your a My mission is division of your gluteus But your looking at me like you’re rather dubious So I divide both sides with my natural log Spinning you around like a Cogswell Cog And it’s the motion of my quotient And the action of my fraction My ratio gives the hoes greater satisfaction And the transitive property allows me to properly Pass that ass to Professor Ass CHORUS

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